Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

A: There is writing on the White-out.

Snowflake Jokes More Snowflake Jokes

What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"