Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

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Why was the violin coach arrested ?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east ?

Tuesday

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What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

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What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

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Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.