Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

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What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

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What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.