HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...
It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.
I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."
