Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."

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Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

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Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

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What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

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Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."