Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill deaf patient?

Now, this may be difficult to hear..."

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.

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Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."