Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

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Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

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Why was Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7 8.

Why is Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 9, 7 8.

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What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

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What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

How much does a dead battery cost?

It's free of charge

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Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

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What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A pimp

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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What's so cool about Star Wars anyway?

then jetpack through the ceiling.

How did Mace die in Star Wars?

Through the Windu

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

Why was the ghost on an episode of Hoaders?

He was a little... Possesive

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Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."