What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

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What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.

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What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

How do you foil a plan?

p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

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Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

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Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains?

A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)

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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

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What do you call a hypocritical member of the church of Latter Day Saints?

an oxy-mormon. or, all of them.

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P