What did the spider say to the bee ?

Your honey or your life !

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne

What did the spider say to the bee ?

Your honey or your life !

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.