What did the spider say to the bee ?

Your honey or your life !

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?

A humdred !

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !