Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

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Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

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How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

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What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

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Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.