Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

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Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

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Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

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Why are so many racist jokes about black people?

Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!