Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

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What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.