Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

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What do you call the James Brown songs no one listens to?

Defunct funk.

Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

A: Because it liked the tick talk.

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Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

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What is Bin Laden's Favorite Football Team?

New York Jets

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

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Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.