Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

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How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

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How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five