Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

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How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.