How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

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What do you call a group of people from Portugal?

Portugeese

What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

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Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D

What's your favourite onomatopoeic word?

Mine's "silence".