Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

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Where do snowmen put their webpages?

On the winternet.

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

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Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA