Zero, its already lit
Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.
Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.
Light? What's that?
A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.
Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.
Chubby 7th grade girls!
One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up
Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
Indeterminate
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.