Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.