Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

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What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around