Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ?

The witch !

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower