Who drives it?

The officer.

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What did Palpatine order in the drive thru?

Friiiiiiies

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.