How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

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Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.