Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

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What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

Why does time go by so fast in Italy?

Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.

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Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

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What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now