Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

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What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

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What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher