He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
Watch this cause i'll only do it once."
There's a clock on the stove.
I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
Because they spend years at sea.
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
A: Should we walk home or take a dog
He was glad he ate her.
What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
There goes my gyroooo
IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"
OCDC
He had no body to go with.
Chicks dig stars.
Glad to meteor!
Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line
Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)
Because he was salty
They need clean air.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
