He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
Watch this!
They have a Bobba Fetish
He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.
His leg was in a cast.
Because they spend years at sea.
James Bonding bah dun tss
Nyetflix.
A: Should we walk home or take a dog
He Went Back Four Seconds.
Because it only ate vegetables.
He was up all night to Get Loki.
With an electorate blanket.
IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"
There goes my gyro
Because the P is silent
He had no body to go with.
The star has a bright future.
Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know
Because they're crossing the Finnish line.
Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line
They need clean air.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
Why does he call all the time " "What's this bill for a hotel room "