Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

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How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

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Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

What's the best way?

I said "A big knife" She laughed and said "You're funny" I said "wise choice"

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Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.