Who is driving?

A cop.

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What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.