How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

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Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

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How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

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What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture