Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

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What do vegan white nationalists chant at rallies?

Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

What's an old woman taste like?

Depends ...

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.