Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

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BRRRRRRRRiba!

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Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

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Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

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Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.