Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

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What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

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demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

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Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!

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Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."