What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.