Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

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War Jokes More War Jokes

Which war was the hungriest?

Viet-nom.

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

French Jokes More French Jokes

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!