Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

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War Jokes More War Jokes

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

French Jokes More French Jokes

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

A: When it's french fried.

What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands?

Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.