Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

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What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

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How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

because Mao is more of a chair man!