Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

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What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?

They gave him his money back.

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What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

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Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

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How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place