Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

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What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus?

It only took 1 nail to hang the picture.

What is DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11 Because it has another 1

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Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

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What is China's favorite ice cream flavor?

Licorice

What is the most important factor in China's future?

Euthanasia.

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What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what

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What is the most important factor in China's future?

Euthanasia.

What is it called when an exchange student goes to Malaysia?

Euthanasia.