Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What's the integral of 1/(cabin)?

1 natural log cabin. I'll show myself out.

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

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What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

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Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

What do a veterinary clinic and kpop fans have in common?

Euthanasia