What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.