Who is your most disgruntled employee?

and "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "

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What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

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How do trees access the internet?

They log on

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.