What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

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How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar