Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

What kind of music does a mummy like?

W)rap music!

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What moved less than Jenny McCarthy's forehead tonight?

Mariah Carey's mouth.

What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room?

I'm gonna get some head tonight.

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Who put these on... Superman?

her: I did

What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.