Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ?

Alaska my mummy !

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room?

I'm gonna get some head tonight.

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What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural .

What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

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How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)