What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

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What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

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What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain?

A masochrist.

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

Catcher Jokes More Catcher Jokes

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

Rye Jokes More Rye Jokes

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

Dummy Jokes More Dummy Jokes

Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.

How dare you say I'm dumb! Would a dummy get a 'A' on there IQ test?

Hmm

Cooking Jokes More Cooking Jokes

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.