What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.

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Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

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Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

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What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

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What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

What do you call a group of students?

A school.

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How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

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How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

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What is bronze?

Read a book, you dummies.

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

Cooking Jokes More Cooking Jokes

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.