How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.

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What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

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What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.