Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

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What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

Pi Neapple Jokes More Pi Neapple Jokes

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D