Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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Where do singing seahorses live?

In a choral coral corral

What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury. :)

Pi Neapple Jokes More Pi Neapple Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!