Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

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What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

Where do the happy people of Baltimore live?

In a merry land.

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What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

A pineapples pricks are on the outside.