What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: rocks boat Her: Hey! Me: rocks faster Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?

A Space Invader.

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honeycombs.

How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there?

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !

What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.