What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)