What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

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I don't like sprouts!"

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In a God Dam House!

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A: Ho, ho, ho!

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Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!