Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

How do French poodles greet each other?

A: Bone-jour.

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What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why was the baby ant so confused?

Because all of his uncles were ants!

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment ?

Ten-ants !

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Where were the first French fries made?

in grease

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

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How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger