What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

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French Jokes More French Jokes

How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater

What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

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What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.