Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed

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He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

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What do you call a woman who can't draw?

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It depends on where I draw the line.

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What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

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Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed