Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

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What do you call a girl who is bad at drawing?

Tracey

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

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What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

What do you call a ghost that stays out all night?

Afresh air freak.

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What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

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Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.