Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

What's black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.