Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

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What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

How am I not qualified?

Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

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What's grey and never needs ironing ?

A drip dry elephant !

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

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Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now