Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

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How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

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Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

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What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.

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Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed