What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

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What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

What's brown and black and looks good on a hippy?

A rottweiller.