What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

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How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

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What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

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What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ?

A spooksman !

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A: A pachydermatologist.

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Why do I not laugh at your jokes anymore?

Because I've "reddit" before

Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

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Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

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What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

What's brown and black and looks good on a hippy?

A rottweiller.