When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

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What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.

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How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

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What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

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Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."