When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

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Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."