What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

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Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

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Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

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What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

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Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

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How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)