What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

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Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

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Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

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How do you get out of a Russian prison?

You have Vladmir Putin a word for you.

What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.