What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

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What's a pirate's favorite computer language?

Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

Why don't black people listen to country music?

Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.

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What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

Why wouldn't blastoise share with charizard?

He was a shellfish pokemon.