Who's gonna be Batman?

leaves Earth*

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Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

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What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon