Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

What does Green Day say before bed?

Green night

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away