Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.