Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.