Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.